This is what I woke up to this morning

7:28amHaley

Oh, and Howler Monkey is a Calvinist (Howler Monkey is her cat)

7:29amAllison
?

7:29amHaley
Well, it explains everything

He & Andy fight a lot

because they’re views are so different (Andy is her other cat, whom she believes to be a Communist)

and he attacks the women all the time

because he probably thinks they’re dirty whores.

7:29amAllison

what is a calvinist?

7:29amHaley

John Calvin!

Fire and brimstone

predestination

YA’LL GOING TO HELL!

lol.

7:29amAllison

never heard of him (note…it’s 7:30 in the morning)
7:30amHaley

Eeeep!

Calvinists are totally scary

they believe that everyone is pretty much going to hell

and there’s nothing you can do about it

because god says who will go to heaven

before you’re born
7:30amAllison

…and you believe Howler Monkey is a Calvinist….why?
7:31amHaley

didn’t I just explain above?!?!

Howler Monkey is all fire & brimstone

he’s a bad calvinist though

I even think he may be turning his back on the religion

because of his friendship with Andy

Look, I don’t make the rules here

that’s just the way the monkeys roll

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~ by Alli on Wednesday, July 1, 2009.

2 Responses to “This is what I woke up to this morning”

  1. Hey, man. I just keep it real.

  2. I would also like to add that I have been up since 4 a.m. 🙂

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